Ahh, The Contemplative Calm of Character Generation...
Cleaning.
Found part of Viv's character sheet from when we played Dread. In Dread you generate characters via a personalized questionnaire from the GM. Charming girl, Viv...
I'm Zak, I live in Hollywood. Most of the people I know in LA I know from being a porn "actor"--so they're porn stars and strippers. So that's who I play Dungeons & Dragons with.
Do you think she loves Vincent more than me?
ReplyDeleteDo you think she could tit-fuck you to death?
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ReplyDeleteI think she would object to the necessary surgery.*
*Bonus points:
What comic book did I just reference?
Too bad, no bonus points for me. Time to expand my reading list it seems.
ReplyDeleteNew tumblr: fuckyeahzebraptors.
ReplyDeleteLol Snake yo yo ftw o and bewbs!
ReplyDeleteSo, is the "been ordered to make sure the others don't make it back" thing a hypothetical, or is it an actual part of the campaign?
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to be relieved or insanely jealous about dying in traffic instead of via tit fuck...
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't enjoy a good cocktail of ribaldry and surreal humor? Twits, that's who.
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